Where the devil have I been? I'll tell you where I've been. I've been dividing my time neatly between the beach, uk_lolitics and rewatching all of Derren Brown's available back catalogue on 4OD. With some ineffectual job hunting on the side.

• THE BEACH: it is very very pretty. Cornwall is basically one of the most beautiful places in the world, imo, albeit ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt I was Nick Clegg. More importantly, in my dream David Cameron had decided to cut back on the Parliamentary carbon footprint by decreeing that all MPs etc would travel by PEDALO AND PEDALO ALONE. (I guess that in my dream London all members of the Houses lived conveniently next to the river or something.) The media thought it was ( Read more... )